"Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on."
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."Kin Hubbard on Oscar Wilde
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."Kin Hubbard on John Ruskin
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."Kin Hubbard on Benjamin Franklin
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."Kin Hubbard on Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."Kin Hubbard on Mark Twain
"No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech."
"We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate."
"Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best."
"Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while."
"There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose."