"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit."
"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."Kin Hubbard on Calvin Coolidge
"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."Kin Hubbard on Roy L. Smith
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."Kin Hubbard on George Carlin
"Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."Kin Hubbard on Dr. Seuss
"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."Kin Hubbard on Benjamin Franklin
"No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech."
"We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate."
"Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best."
"Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while."
"There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose."