"We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate."
"Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out."Kin Hubbard on John Wooden
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny."Kin Hubbard on Thomas Jefferson
"In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing."Kin Hubbard on Theodore Roosevelt
"To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting."Kin Hubbard on e. e. cummings
"In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher."Kin Hubbard on Dalai Lama
"No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech."
"Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best."
"Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while."
"There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose."
"Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family."