"I want a car that will last 10 years or longer because I totally hate the process of researching, shopping for a new car, and then haggling for the price. I wish I could just snap my fingers and my car is there."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Kiran Ahluwalia on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Kiran Ahluwalia on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Kiran Ahluwalia on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Kiran Ahluwalia on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Kiran Ahluwalia on Steven Wright
"Sometimes I envy people who can be only half crazy, with one foot in the passion and one foot in the real world. But that's not me. I dive into the total crazy experience. That's the only way to travel."