"I have no qualms about saying I am more confident in the medical treatment in America. The breast cancer survival rate is 20 per cent higher than in the UK."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Koo Stark on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Koo Stark on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Koo Stark on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Koo Stark on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Koo Stark on Erma Bombeck
"I was entirely natural and in many ways I have the same attitude now. I don't mourn the loss of my youth because I believe you should enjoy what you have while you have it."