"We must oppose programs that would take food from the mouths of younger generations to buy prescription drugs for old people, and we must do it... for the children."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."L. Neil Smith on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."L. Neil Smith on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."L. Neil Smith on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."L. Neil Smith on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."L. Neil Smith on Benjamin Franklin
"We are expected to believe that anyone who objects to the Department of Homeland Security or the USA Patriot Act is a terrorist, and that the only way to preserve our freedom is to hand it over to the government for safekeeping."
"City governments ought to be abolished, if only as a public health measure."
"What happened in America in the 1860s was a war of secession, a war of independence, no different in principle from what happened in America in the 1770s and 1780s."
"The War on Drugs employs millions - politicians, bureaucrats, policemen, and now the military - that probably couldn't find a place for their dubious talents in a free market, unless they were to sell pencils from a tin cup on street corners."