"I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'"
"God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well."Larry David on Voltaire
"The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate."Larry David on Oprah Winfrey
"My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me."Larry David on Jim Valvano
"I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity."Larry David on Eleanor Roosevelt
"The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance."Larry David on Brian Tracy
"The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore."
"Obviously comedic styles do change."
"Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens."
"The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch."
"When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom."