"I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh."
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."Larry David on Oscar Wilde
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."Larry David on John Ruskin
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."Larry David on Benjamin Franklin
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."Larry David on Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."Larry David on Mark Twain
"I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'"
"The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore."
"Obviously comedic styles do change."
"Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens."
"The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch."