"I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out."
"The empires of the future are the empires of the mind."Larry David on Winston Churchill
"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future."Larry David on Oscar Wilde
"Again, you can't connect the dots looking forward you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something - your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life."Larry David on Steve Jobs
"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."Larry David on Albert Einstein
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves."Larry David on William Shakespeare
"I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'"
"The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore."
"Obviously comedic styles do change."
"Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens."
"The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch."