"The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Larry David on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Larry David on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Larry David on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Larry David on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Larry David on Benjamin Franklin
"I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'"
"The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore."
"Obviously comedic styles do change."
"Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens."
"When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom."