"The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore."
"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude."Larry David on Maya Angelou
"Change does not roll in on the wheels of inevitability, but comes through continuous struggle. And so we must straighten our backs and work for our freedom. A man can't ride you unless your back is bent."Larry David on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."Larry David on Reinhold Niebuhr
"Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek."Larry David on Barack Obama
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."Larry David on Mahatma Gandhi
"I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'"
"Obviously comedic styles do change."
"Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens."
"The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch."
"When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom."