"Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!"
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."Larry David on Margaret Thatcher
"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."Larry David on Benjamin Franklin
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."Larry David on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."Larry David on Bill Cosby
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."Larry David on Robert Frost
"I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'"
"The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore."
"Obviously comedic styles do change."
"Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens."
"The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch."