"Women love a self-confident bald man."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Larry David on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Larry David on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Larry David on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Larry David on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Larry David on John Lennon
"I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'"
"The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore."
"Obviously comedic styles do change."
"Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens."
"The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch."