"No illusion is more crucial than the illusion that great success and huge money buy you immunity from the common ills of mankind, such as cars that won't start."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Larry McMurtry on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Larry McMurtry on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Larry McMurtry on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Larry McMurtry on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Larry McMurtry on Steven Wright
"You expect far too much of a first sentence. Think of it as analogous to a good country breakfast: what we want is something simple, but nourishing to the imagination."