"Canadians have been very generous toward Haiti after the earthquake and, thanks to you, our most vulnerable people have received food, drinkable water, shelter, medical care and education. For that, we are extremely grateful."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Laurent Lamothe on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Laurent Lamothe on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Laurent Lamothe on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Laurent Lamothe on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Laurent Lamothe on Erma Bombeck
"I wanted to contribute my time, myself, my knowledge, my love, because Haiti is my everything."