"As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room."
"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude."Lea DeLaria on Maya Angelou
"Change does not roll in on the wheels of inevitability, but comes through continuous struggle. And so we must straighten our backs and work for our freedom. A man can't ride you unless your back is bent."Lea DeLaria on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."Lea DeLaria on Reinhold Niebuhr
"Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek."Lea DeLaria on Barack Obama
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."Lea DeLaria on Mahatma Gandhi
"What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary."