"I just completed a tour in Europe. I played every night. This requires traveling some days for six hours in a van or a train or a car. After six weeks of that, I checked into the hotel and just fell apart."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Lee Konitz on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Lee Konitz on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Lee Konitz on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Lee Konitz on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Lee Konitz on Steven Wright
"Labels don't mean anything to me. I'm trying to play as passionately as I'm able to. If they want to call that cool, that's fine. Just spell the name right, is the formula."