"Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Lee Trevino on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Lee Trevino on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Lee Trevino on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Lee Trevino on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Lee Trevino on Elbert Hubbard
"I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15."
"Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby."
"When you're poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you."
"If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron."
"My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years."