"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Lee Trevino on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Lee Trevino on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Lee Trevino on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Lee Trevino on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Lee Trevino on Henry David Thoreau
"I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15."
"Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby."
"Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky."
"When you're poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you."
"If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron."