"I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Lefty Gomez on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Lefty Gomez on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Lefty Gomez on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Lefty Gomez on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Lefty Gomez on Josh Billings
"I'm the guy that made Joe DiMaggio famous."