"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God."
"Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."Lenny Bruce on Abraham Lincoln
"We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls."Lenny Bruce on Mother Teresa
"When the solution is simple, God is answering."Lenny Bruce on Albert Einstein
"While I know myself as a creation of God, I am also obligated to realize and remember that everyone else and everything else are also God's creation."Lenny Bruce on Maya Angelou
"Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God."Lenny Bruce on Lawrence Welk
"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't."
"When you're eight years old nothing is your business."
"Communism is like one big phone company."
"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die."
"There are never enough I Love You's."