"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't."
"True art is characterized by an irresistible urge in the creative artist."Lenny Bruce on Albert Einstein
"If you hear a voice within you say 'you cannot paint,' then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced."Lenny Bruce on Vincent Van Gogh
"The highest art is always the most religious, and the greatest artist is always a devout person."Lenny Bruce on Abraham Lincoln
"The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance."Lenny Bruce on Aristotle
"A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament."Lenny Bruce on Oscar Wilde
"When you're eight years old nothing is your business."
"Communism is like one big phone company."
"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die."
"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God."
"There are never enough I Love You's."