"When you're eight years old nothing is your business."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."Lenny Bruce on Mark Twain
"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."Lenny Bruce on Albert Einstein
"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."Lenny Bruce on Colin Powell
"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."Lenny Bruce on Dale Carnegie
"If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance."Lenny Bruce on Abraham Lincoln
"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't."
"Communism is like one big phone company."
"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die."
"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God."
"There are never enough I Love You's."