"Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Les Dawson on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Les Dawson on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Les Dawson on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Les Dawson on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Les Dawson on James C. Dobson
"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own."
"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'"