"I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married."
"It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely."Lewis Grizzard on Albert Einstein
"Alone we can do so little together we can do so much."Lewis Grizzard on Helen Keller
"It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between you both. You're not alone."Lewis Grizzard on Marilyn Monroe
"Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation for it is better to be alone than in bad company."Lewis Grizzard on George Washington
"I restore myself when I'm alone."Lewis Grizzard on Marilyn Monroe
"You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'"
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."