"You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'"
"Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life."Lewis Grizzard on Joel Osteen
"My attitude is that if you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength."Lewis Grizzard on Michael Jordan
"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."Lewis Grizzard on Albert Einstein
"Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude."Lewis Grizzard on Thomas Jefferson
"Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference."Lewis Grizzard on Winston Churchill
"I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married."
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."