"Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Lewis Mumford on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Lewis Mumford on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Lewis Mumford on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Lewis Mumford on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Lewis Mumford on Elbert Hubbard
"Life is the only art that we are required to practice without preparation, and without being allowed the preliminary trials, the failures and botches, that are essential for training."
"A day spent without the sight or sound of beauty, the contemplation of mystery, or the search of truth or perfection is a poverty-stricken day and a succession of such days is fatal to human life."
"Forget the damned motor car and build the cities for lovers and friends."
"A man of courage never needs weapons, but he may need bail."
"Without fullness of experience, length of days is nothing. When fullness of life has been achieved, shortness of days is nothing. That is perhaps why the young have usually so little fear of death they live by intensities that the elderly have forgotten."