"I don't think I'm funny."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Liam Neeson on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Liam Neeson on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Liam Neeson on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Liam Neeson on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Liam Neeson on Elbert Hubbard
"I came to water late. I learned to swim at the age of 20."
"For all of nature's wonder and beauty, it is also hostile and unpredictable."
"Before 'Schindler's List,' I wouldn't have believed movies had a lot of power for social change."
"It's an ongoing joy being a dad."
"I try to be a hard boiled sometimes. My kids see right through it. I'm acting. It's always, 'When I say you'll be back at 11, that means 11, not 11.15. Do you hear me!?' Then, 'Yeah, Dad.'"