"Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"
"Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."Lily Tomlin on Abraham Lincoln
"We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls."Lily Tomlin on Mother Teresa
"When the solution is simple, God is answering."Lily Tomlin on Albert Einstein
"While I know myself as a creation of God, I am also obligated to realize and remember that everyone else and everything else are also God's creation."Lily Tomlin on Maya Angelou
"Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God."Lily Tomlin on Lawrence Welk
"Remember we're all in this alone."
"We're all in this alone."
"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?"
"The best mind-altering drug is the truth."
"Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed."