"All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful."
"The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife."Liz Smith on Barbara de Angelis
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher."Liz Smith on Socrates
"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."Liz Smith on Robert Frost
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."Liz Smith on Groucho Marx
"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."Liz Smith on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless."
"The marriage didn't work out but the separation is great."