"The marriage didn't work out but the separation is great."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Liz Smith on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Liz Smith on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Liz Smith on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Liz Smith on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Liz Smith on James C. Dobson
"One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless."
"All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful."