"In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing each other and gratutious over eating is encouraged so that the starving and other people in the world can die!"
"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."Lloyd Kaufman on Calvin Coolidge
"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."Lloyd Kaufman on Roy L. Smith
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."Lloyd Kaufman on George Carlin
"Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."Lloyd Kaufman on Dr. Seuss
"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."Lloyd Kaufman on Benjamin Franklin