"Men, as well as women, are much oftener led by their hearts than by their understandings."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Lord Chesterfield on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Lord Chesterfield on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Lord Chesterfield on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Lord Chesterfield on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Lord Chesterfield on John Lennon
"The heart never grows better by age I fear rather worse, always harder. A young liar will be an old one, and a young knave will only be a greater knave as he grows older."
"In seeking wisdom thou art wise in imagining that thou hast attained it - thou art a fool."
"Swift speedy time, feathered with flying hours, Dissolves the beauty of the fairest brow."
"Patience is the most necessary quality for business, many a man would rather you heard his story than grant his request."
"I find, by experience, that the mind and the body are more than married, for they are most intimately united and when one suffers, the other sympathizes."