"I never rode in an automobile until I was 12."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Loretta Lynn on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Loretta Lynn on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Loretta Lynn on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Loretta Lynn on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Loretta Lynn on Steven Wright
"My attitude toward men who mess around is simple: If you find 'em, kill 'em."
"My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him."
"A lot of people say I'd miss show business if I quit. I'd miss some of it. Now it's the only life I know."
"You can't be halfway in this business. If you don't meet the fans, you lose all you've got."
"Sometimes I think our problems are made worse by the kind of business we're in. Playing these road shows is a weird experience."