"M*A*S*H offered real characters and everybody identified with them because they had such soul. The humor was intelligent and it always assumed that you had an intellect."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Loretta Swit on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Loretta Swit on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Loretta Swit on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Loretta Swit on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Loretta Swit on Henry Ward Beecher
"So much of life is luck. One day you make a right turn and get hit by a car. Turn left and you meet the love of your life. I think I made the correct turn."
"The pursuit of happiness is in our Constitution. We're all entitled to have the best we can."