"I love the new legal immigrants they want their kids to be safe just like I do."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Lou Barletta on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Lou Barletta on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Lou Barletta on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Lou Barletta on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Lou Barletta on Plato