"I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated."
"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."Louie Anderson on Andy Warhol
"I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous."Louie Anderson on Walt Disney
"What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous."Louie Anderson on Voltaire
"We all want to be famous people, and the moment we want to be something we are no longer free."Louie Anderson on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."Louie Anderson on Ambrose Bierce