"For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money."
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."Louis C. K. on Oscar Wilde
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."Louis C. K. on John Ruskin
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."Louis C. K. on Benjamin Franklin
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."Louis C. K. on Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."Louis C. K. on Mark Twain
"It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me."
"To me, art supplies are always okay to buy."
"I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out."
"When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'"
"I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work."