"It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them."
"The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge."Louis C. K. on Albert Einstein
"I do believe we're all connected. I do believe in positive energy. I do believe in the power of prayer. I do believe in putting good out into the world. And I believe in taking care of each other."Louis C. K. on Harvey Fierstein
"Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results."Louis C. K. on Willie Nelson
"Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will."Louis C. K. on Zig Ziglar
"If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes."Louis C. K. on John Wooden
"It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me."
"To me, art supplies are always okay to buy."
"I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out."
"When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'"
"I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work."