"I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Louis C. K. on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Louis C. K. on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Louis C. K. on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Louis C. K. on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Louis C. K. on Henry Ward Beecher
"It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me."
"To me, art supplies are always okay to buy."
"I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out."
"When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'"
"I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work."