"The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to."
"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."Louis C. K. on Andy Warhol
"I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous."Louis C. K. on Walt Disney
"What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous."Louis C. K. on Voltaire
"We all want to be famous people, and the moment we want to be something we are no longer free."Louis C. K. on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."Louis C. K. on Ambrose Bierce
"It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me."
"To me, art supplies are always okay to buy."
"I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out."
"When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'"
"I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work."