"There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it."
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."Louis C. K. on Margaret Thatcher
"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."Louis C. K. on Benjamin Franklin
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."Louis C. K. on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."Louis C. K. on Bill Cosby
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."Louis C. K. on Robert Frost
"It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me."
"To me, art supplies are always okay to buy."
"I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out."
"When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'"
"I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work."