"Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people."
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."Louis C. K. on Abraham Lincoln
"Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't."Louis C. K. on Margaret Thatcher
"Knowledge will give you power, but character respect."Louis C. K. on Bruce Lee
"All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth."Louis C. K. on Friedrich Nietzsche
"Character is power."Louis C. K. on Booker T. Washington
"It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me."
"To me, art supplies are always okay to buy."
"I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out."
"When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'"
"I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work."