"It is legal because I wish it."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Louis XIV on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Louis XIV on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Louis XIV on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Louis XIV on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Louis XIV on Plato