"I bought a selection of short, romantic fiction novels, studied them, decided that I had found a formula and then wrote a book that I figured was the perfect story. Thank goodness it was rejected."
"Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow."Louise Brown on William Shakespeare
"Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance."Louise Brown on Oscar Wilde
"The word 'romance,' according to the dictionary, means excitement, adventure, and something extremely real. Romance should last a lifetime."Louise Brown on Billy Graham
"A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance and adventure."Louise Brown on Charlie Chaplin
"Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw."Louise Brown on Fran Lebowitz
"When dad told me Mr Steptoe had passed away, I broke down."
"Sometimes I like to play the soundtracks to famous musicals so we can all sing along. South Pacific is one of my favorites. Our neighbors must hate us."
"I could write an entertaining novel about rejection slips, but I fear it would be overly long."