"When dad told me Mr Steptoe had passed away, I broke down."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Louise Brown on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Louise Brown on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Louise Brown on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Louise Brown on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Louise Brown on Friedrich Nietzsche
"Sometimes I like to play the soundtracks to famous musicals so we can all sing along. South Pacific is one of my favorites. Our neighbors must hate us."
"I could write an entertaining novel about rejection slips, but I fear it would be overly long."
"I bought a selection of short, romantic fiction novels, studied them, decided that I had found a formula and then wrote a book that I figured was the perfect story. Thank goodness it was rejected."