"Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Lucille Ball on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Lucille Ball on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Lucille Ball on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Lucille Ball on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Lucille Ball on John Lennon
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"I will never do another TV series. It couldn't top I Love Lucy, and I'd be foolish to try. In this business, you have to know when to get off."
"I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally."
"One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself."
"You see much more of your children once they leave home."