"Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Luke Wilson on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Luke Wilson on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Luke Wilson on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Luke Wilson on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Luke Wilson on Elbert Hubbard
"When you're in Los Angeles, nobody bats an eye, they're so used to seeing actors, they just act really cool."
"It's always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating."