"If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile."
"Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present."Lynda Barry on Roger Babson
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."Lynda Barry on Abraham Lincoln
"Lost time is never found again."Lynda Barry on Benjamin Franklin
"Patience and time do more than strength or passion."Lynda Barry on Jean de La Fontaine
"The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is."Lynda Barry on C. S. Lewis
"I live in constant fear of being fired or dropped for that dark part of my work I can't control."
"I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up."
"I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking."
"If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time."
"Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time."