"He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Mae West on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Mae West on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Mae West on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Mae West on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Mae West on James C. Dobson
"Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art."
"The best way to hold a man is in your arms."
"Look your best - who said love is blind?"
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."